Osama beaten up by Stewie
July 22, 2007
Archive for the ‘Funny’ Category
Prison time well spent…
July 21, 2007I guess they’ve got nothing better to do. May as well recreate a classic Michael Jackson video. I wonder if this will help them get jobs in the music industry once they are released?
Hollywood Movies Reenacted by Bunnies
June 13, 2007Check out these hilarious 30-second versions of hollywood movies… Oh yea, all the actors have been replaced by bunnies.
Immigration - History repeats itself…
May 2, 2007One of the hot topics of debate today is the topic of immigration reform. I think we may have seen this problem before in history:
What’s wrong with warm water?
April 19, 2007So I’ve been doing a little traveling lately for work… What is the deal with the super hot water in airport restrooms?!?!?!? Seriously, I’m just trying to wash my hands after using the bathroom, and I put my hands under the automatic faucets (so there is no way to control the temperature) - as I highly recommend… The water was seriously at least 120-130 deg F (at least). It was way hotter than a hot tub (about 100 deg) and certainly into the very uncomfortable level.
I’ve noticed this at two airports — is this the beginning of a trend? So beware if you’re going to be in the Salt Lake City UT or Charlotte NC airports.
At the same time, I’ve experienced airport water that is probably 33 deg F (just above freezing). Can’t we strive for something that’s a comfortable warm level??
WTF!
Tim Tams vs Oreos?
April 17, 2007I had some Oreos tonight (with Milk of course), but that’s only because I’m out of Tim Tams. Hey - they’re hard to find in the US… Had my first Tim Tams in Sydney, Australia during my visit in Feb 2007. I’m a convert! Love those Tim Tams!
Wash your hands!
April 17, 2007While I’m not quite this OCD, I do wash my hands alot… It helps keep you from getting sick, and considering how many people DON’T wash their hands — esp after coming out of the bathroom (and you know who you are)… who knows what’s on the things that we all touch? Doorknobs, Handles, etc.
Anyway, this video is good for a little laugh.
“Don’t go mommy!”
April 14, 2007With my lunch bag and computer briefcase in hand, I was getting ready to go to work when Lauren asked, “Mommy, are you going to work?”
“Yes, honey, mommy is leaving for work now.” I said.
“Don’t go mommy!” Lauren responded.
Without thinking, I blurted out, “Well, honey, but I have to! If mommy doesn’t go to work, what will you eat and wear?” Little Lauren pondered a bit as if she’s in deep thought, but I quickly realized that she didn’t understand my response. So I tried again, “well, honey, if mommy doesn’t go to work, who is going to buy you pretty clothes to wear?!” This time, she understood what I was saying and her eyes lit up. “Po-Po!” She grinned and shouted.
“Aww, that’s very nice of you to say, Lauren. I’ll let Po-Po know you said that.” I said. “But wait a minute! You told Po-Po to go home last time, that was not very nice and made her very sad.” Lauren looked at me, and I could tell that she was trying to think of something smart to come-back at me. But before she was able to respond, Thomas, who has been listening quietly to our conversation this whole time, suddenly jumped in and said, “I want to give Po-Po a hug!”
“Aww, that’s very nice of you Thomas!” I said, and then I remembered… “But wait a minute! You told Nien-Nien to get off of your couch last week! That was not very nice and made her very sad, too!” Thomas looked at me and I can see the wheels turning in his little head… “ABBEY get off the couch!” he responded, as if to say that he didn’t mean for “Nien-Nien” to get off of the couch, but for Abbey (our dog) to get off the couch. Nice try, Thomas. ;-P
